80 Of The Best Summer Jokes For Kids (Free Printable)

Summer is the time to laugh and play, with no school, no responsibilities (okay, maybe a few), and tons of fun! This list of 80+ summer jokes for kids will get them excited to begin summer! From beach and ocean jokes to camping and swimming jokes, this list is chock full of kid-friendly jokes that everyone will enjoy!

Beach and Ocean-Themed Summer Jokes

1. What do you call a snowman at the beach?

A puddle!

2. Why don’t oysters share?

Because they’re shellfish!

3. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

4. Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

5. What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

6. Why did the shark spit out the clown fish?

Because it tasted funny!

7. What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

8. Why do fish like to swim in schools?

Because they can’t walk to class!

9. What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea!

10. What do you call a fish that knows everything?

A know-it-eel!

11. What do you call a shark that delivers toys?

Santa Jaws!

Sun And Weather-Themed Summer Jokes

1. What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

2. Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter!

3. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise!

4. Why is grass so dangerous?

Because it’s full of blades!

5. What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderwear!

6. Why can’t it rain for two days straight?

Because there’s always a night in between!

7. What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?

Springtime!

8. What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear!

Food-Themed Summer Jokes

1. What do you call a cold dog?

A chili dog!

2. Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of a rocky road!

3. What do elves make sandwiches with?

Shortbread!

4. What do you call it when strawberries play guitar?

A jam session!

5. What’s the best day to eat ice cream?

Sun-dae!

6. Why did the ice cream scoop start crying?

Because it was having a meltdown!

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

8. What kind of ice cream do electricians like?

Shock-olate!

9. Why did the hot dog win the race?

Because it was on a roll!

10. Why did the corn win an award?

Because it was a-maize-ing!

11. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

12. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

13. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

14. What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy!

16. Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?

Because it ran out of juice!

Bugs And Nature-Themed Summer Jokes

1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe!

2. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb!

3. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey there, bud!

4. What insect is great at math?

An account-ant!

5. Why did the bee get married?

Because it found its honey!

6. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

7. Why don’t spiders go to school?

Because they learn everything on the web!

8. What do you call a worm who likes to read?

A bookworm!

9. What do you call a tree that fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

10. Why did the tree go to the dentist?

To get a root canal!

11. What do you call a pile of cats in the backyard?

A meow-ntain!

12. What do you call a happy mushroom?

A fun-gi!

13. Why do trees make the worst enemies?

Because they’re always throwing shade!

14. Why did the rock go to school?

To become a little boulder!

15. Why did the sun always know the answer?

Because it was so bright!

Camping-Themed Summer Jokes

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

2. Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?

Because they wear snowcaps!

3. Why did the camper bring a ladder?

Because he wanted to go to high camp!

4. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur on a camping trip?

A dino-snore!

5. What do trees wear to pool parties?

Swimming trunks!

6. What did the ground say to the earthquake?

You crack me up!

7. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

Because it was looking a little green!

8. What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious!

Swimming-Themed Summer Jokes

1. What race is never run?

A swimming race!

2. What kind of pool can’t you swim in?

A carpool!

3. Why do swimmers make great friends?

Because they always dive right in!

4. Why did the teacher jump in the pool?

To test the waters!

5. What do you call a swimming cat?

A purrfect swimmer!

6. What do you call a snowman in a swimming pool?

A slush puddle!

7. What do frogs wear to the pool?

Open-toad sandals!

8. Why did the swimmer always carry a pencil?

In case he needed to draw a breath!

9. What do you call a fish in a swimming pool?

Lost!

School-Themed Summer Jokes

1. Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had too many problems!

2. What do you call a book that’s about summer?

A hot read!

3. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

4. What do librarians take fishing?

Bookworms!

5. Why did the pencil go to school?

Because it wanted to be sharper!

6. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school!

7. Why was the broom late for school?

Because it overswept!

8. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

Silly Summer Jokes

1. What do you call a snowman tantrum?

A meltdown!

2. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

3. Why did the broom get a promotion?

Because it swept the competition!

4. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field!

6. What do you call a fish that wears a crown?

King of the sea!

7. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was already stuffed!